2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt and Pepper
Lots & Lots of Gravy
|Directions:||Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This will take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over wood fire about four weeks at 465 degrees.|
|Notes:||This will serve 3,833 people.|
If more people are expected, add the two rabbits. Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.